SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP

1. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
3. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
4. You watch the Weather Channel.
5. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
6. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
8. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
9. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
10. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
11. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
12. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
13. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
14. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
15. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
16. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.